PLEASE: NO HUMAN MIKE STANDS OR STENOGRAPHERS NEED APPLY

It’s called stenography and here’s how it works:

You sit at the ready, until someone spits out a couple of sentences.

You dutifully copy them down – presumably in shorthand – and then type them up.

Which is a fine and honorable way to make a living.

Unless you’re a journalist.

This is stenography – not remotely connected to journalism:

Dig a little deeper.

Or check with your local courthouse to see if they need any help

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