SANDERS SPLITS

And now the question is, which cable network will win the race to sign outgoing White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders?

Because nothing attracts some news executives more effectively than utter contempt.

We’ll nominate her for the Rick Santorum Chair at CNN since Sanders shows signs of being sentient, while Santorum has been dead from the neck up since….well, it seems like forever.

CNN claims it has no interest – until we hear Jeff Zucker actually say that, it’s still a contender..

The possibility of ratings are a powerful aphrodisiac.

Sanders’s departure was announced via (what the hell else) the Tweeter-in-Chief.

She’s gone at the end of the month.

She’ll leave holding the all-time record of “Press Secretary Who Refused To Hold Press Briefings” with 94 days.

And counting.

So far, no comment from the outgoing Sanders.

Which is true to form

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